The Flu...shooot shawty i got heat for the Flu ya' dig?

FUCK.THE.FLU. Fuck the Flu with an AIDS dick. I don't get the Flu every year like some folks, but when I do, good lawd does it suck up a storm. That shit sucks something fierce. I am just this hour getting over a 5 day doozy of a fever. There was no nausea or upchucking so I dodged a stomach acid soaked bullet on this occasion. But just the thought that there was any chance of any intestinal refunding made me want to throw up...I was so scared of throwing up that I wanted to throw up...cosmic huh? This all brings back memories of the last time I had the Flu. By the sweet balls of Stan Lee, that shit hit me with the strength of 6 retarded Thor's. The fever, the aches, the chills...they all felt double shitty but paled in comparison to the feeling of vomiting, especially in this instance. Those symptoms weren't even in the same league this time around. The thing about it is that I only threw up once...JUST ONCE. But it was so intense that I shouldve very well been turned inside out by its raw power. I felt this stew brewing in my food box and I galloped to the bathroom and before I could even pick where i wanted to barf I unleashed a 2 foot wide beam of puke that knocked EVERYTHING off of the sink. Every citizen on that sink was fucking vaporized. Let me put it in perspective for you. Its like if Cyclops was the same old mutant we loved, but instead of shooting ruby colored beams of concussive force, he shot hot steamy gut sauce. Oh and also this is pissed off Cyke with Jean in mortal danger and hes wasting niggas no-visor style. No fucking joke. I was so drained from that omega level display of mutant power that I just said fuck it and promised to clean it after i rested up. If I could actually catch the Flu on the street in some surreal encounter I would beat the fuck out of it...but knowing how bad that shit sucks, it would probably whip my ass with the efficiency of a young steven seagal with a pillow case and a cue ball. Word to Pepto.

Magenta colored hate-bots

Ok. It seems that "sentinel" is the universal word for mega hater. In this instance, Sentinel is the name designated for the 50 ft tall magenta colored, helmet headed, titanium plated mutant hunting haters in the x-men universe. As if juggernaut, other x-men hating mutants and society in general wasn't enough for them, the government decides to manufacture these gigantic laser shooting, poison gas spraying marvel universe rendition of the Aryan nation to hunt and terminate mutants. Terminate! That means dead nigga. And it's not like they have any compassion or courtesy like " oh imma get these bitch ass niggas... But not till tomorrow, it's late and I'm sure they are enjoying dinner or getting some pussy or something". Naw doggy, these hate machines have 2 settings; off and time to fuck up some mutants. They run on an OS based solely on killing. There is no reasoning with that type of hater. These things don't know anything else. Matter of fact, any sentinel that ain't about licking shots at mutants would get clowned on in sentinel school and probably wouldn't get any play from the female sentinels dying to give away some sweet robo-ass. That degree of hating efficiency has to be commended and applauded. Shout out to those emotionless mutant murdering machines. I see you pimpin. Word to your DNA Charles.

Hi Haters!....yeah, whats good?

Hater haters. Fuck these stupid niggas. Im double serious. Its one thing if your a stand up guy and someone is hating for no reason (like me). But theres this new Hi Hater movement which essentially is the essence of vanity and paranoia. Let me tell you something ahk, if you ain't a musician, actor/entertainer, athlete, heir to some rediculous empire, filthy rich or famous for anything at all... You have no haters subscribing to the badly written blog that is your life. Trust me. Your nobody. The fact that I'm even calling you clowns out is more attention than you deserve. And what's funny is that these mo's make it there point to holla at there haters. Pfft! Nigga I don't need you to aknowledge me. You don't know me c chugger. I'm famous for being so talented and just all around excellent anyway, and niggas screaming hi hater all the muh fuckin time is a lil too much shine for me. In conclusion, stop shouting out your haters you dummies. They don't exsist...except me. Watch the fuck out for me cuz. For serious. Word to excellence

This nigga deserves 2 posts

THIS. IS. MY. NIGGA. For serious. For serious to the max. This is one of the top haters of all time. He's leading the league in at least 6 statistical categories. First of all...this big rust colored son bitch is virtually invincible. If you see him coming for you, move the fuck out the way. If you see him coming but you didn't really do anything...still move the fuck out of the way. His MO is to beat shit up. This includes people, buildings, tanks, armies, X-Men, mountains and cripples...no seriously, his half brother, Professor X, is a known cripple mastermind but Juggs want to crush his face with a bloody passion. Peep game, in just one episode he went after his wheelchair bound half brother, turned the X-mansion into a pile of bricks, tried to kill a mutant powered asian girl anddddddd robbed a bank and framed another nigga for it. You hear that. He framed someone for grand larceny. That is some olympic level hating. And at the end of the day if you dont like it, he'll suplex you through the hood of your civic then kick you into orbit. Word to everything love

Log in to the Hatrix

Robotic hate. Mmmm. Nothing more cold and efficient than the fury and prejudice of a robot. With this being said i present to you The Sentinels. These fuckers are squid-like robots that the d-bags in the Matrix series dispensed to thwart the efforts of the human resistance. Every single time any human in the movie even hinted at the word Sentinel, everyone and there mama shit there collective pants, and for good reason. These cold steel, man hunting pricks could detect the slightest sound, movement or signal from any ship stupid enough to be in there vicinity and pounce on them like a sick shit spitting alley cat. They would cling to any ship they came across and hack, saw, cut, chew and freaking arc-weld there way through just to fuck up everything inside. Then, because living like a drifter in the matrix wasnt bad enough they would eventually gut you like an english speaking fish just for not being made of silicon chips. Fuck your ship, fuck your resistance and fuck your life. Word to the sentinels

I Heart Haters

Ok i know what your thinking, why in the world would someone love haters? Turns out, I myself am a certified white mage level hater. Actually im just a very critical guy who demands excellence and perfection but in all honesty its just easier to call me a hater...a notorious hating ass nigga. Sometimes i hate for a good reason. Sometimes i hate just for the sake of taking someone down a notch and watching a nigga burn in the fires of my vicious criticism. "Oh...you just hate seeing a nigga shining"...uh yeah, i often do. Im on the bus fam, i might not neccesarily wanna see you whipping something nice while im sitting next to some ignorant kids or some sick bitches on there way to hospital.
Since i am a master of the dark art of hating, i felt it was appropriate to showcase and celebrate haters who excel in there individual fields both fictional and in the real world around us. in addition to documenting the achievements of hating ass folks, i will randomly disperse hot buttery hate on things and people i despise because this is my blog and these other niggas aint gonna get play without me shining. Word to your Muva...cause i hate that hoe too